I like to support my fellow filthy writers when I can. What really drove me to read this little piece was the cover I saw to this story, titled Discipline Me. As you can see Mich Masoch knows how to grab a person’s attention and I was willing to shell out the $2.99 to read the words that went with this lovely image.

Three sentences into her story I had to grab a highlighter because Mich has some wonderful “word bombs” (a term borrowed by T.M. Camp) throughout her piece:

“I swallow hard, hoping to eject my heart from the place it’s lodged itself in my throat.”

Mich’s piece is not mushy with flowers and love. It’s dirty with the character’s point of view on her very first punishment from her lover in great detail in a little over 11 pages when printed out. She takes you right there in the brain of Jacqueline and the position of being bent over a desk. I am not a fan of wordy tales but she pulled a Sherlock Holmes scene on me with the attention to detail:

“At first, it’s like a little nip of a bite, then a fast, hard push against the arc of my ass, compressing the muscle in a fraction of an instant as waves of impact ripple out and back. I lurch forward from the force, the desk edge digging into my hip.”

This piece is a journey into submission and only the first installment of 6 parts. I won’t give away all the titles but my favorite one that Mich listed out is the final part titled “Break Me”. I look forward in seeing how this adventure unfolds for Jacqueline.

You will not be disappointed in Mich’s perfectionism in writing. She is good at her craft with words and imagery.

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Mich Masoch is the owner and operator of Circus Hooker Smut Regime

This may be a review on some sex toys but I assure you it’s going to be a smut filled review about some sex toys. So don’t just skip this post because you think it’s about me giving you specs on some vibrator that you can easily look up on your own online.

I have admired JIMMYJANE sex toys for quite some time. Of course the price is always a factor. Do I want to spend that kind of money on a vibrator? My answer right now, yes. Yes, I have the cheap $15 vibrators but after long and frequent use it can leave my lady bits rather numb. The reason why one would invest in the higher end sex toys is for the benefits of not feeling numb after long uses and the ability to use them more frequently.

I was shipped both the Form 2 and the Form 4 from JIMMYJANE. The toys are beautiful and a lot of people ask, “How do you use a Form 2?” The Form 2 is like two vibrating fingers that you nestle around your clit and I will tell you right now… GODDAMM. This toy is absolutely, hands down the best vibrator I have used on my clit. I scream every time I use this toy and the man can attest to this statement.

For a decadent orgasm I will suggest the use of the Form 2 on the clit with the Form 4 inside against the g-spot. This will result in utter orgasmic chaos. I would go further to recommend a lover to handle this for you to free up both hands. It is a little tricky handling both with both hands.

I have tried the Form 4 against my clit but found I was already tainted by the power and intensity of the Form 2 against my clit and now prefer this vibrator solely for clit usage. The Form 4 is great for penetration and against the g-spot and doesn’t feel like you are jabbing yourself with some uncomfortable object. It feels quite nice inside.

The moment of proof with the Form 2 came on a Saturday night. We had just finished watching porn and I had slowly sucked his cock till he came violently in my mouth. I swallowed his seed and fell back against the futon we pulled out in the living room. His hands roamed and pulled up my tank top exposing my breasts to him. I love when his mouth meets my nipple. I never know if I will be greeted with pain or pleasure but it always turns me on.

I had a bag of toys under my pillow and my hand pushed in the bag grabbing my Njoy plug.

“Put this in me,” I requested with a small grin.

He took the plug and dipped it in my cunt and slowly started to push it into my ass. I gasped, yelped and groaned as he worked it inside me. Once it was in I was already squirming and wanting so much more. My hand pushed under the pillow frantically searching for theForm 2. I pulled it out and handed it to him with a grin.

“How does this work?” He said investigating the foreign device.

“This turns it on, this turns it off and this changes the modes,” as I pointed to the small buttons at the bottom of the vibrator.

He turned it on and pushed it against my clit. I think he might have expected an instant orgasmic explosion but it’s always different when someone else is using a toy. It always has to hit the right spot with the right amount of pressure.

I lay there feeling the vibrations that reminded me of his fingers against my clit. I felt a sense of climbing. I was getting close and I started to wrap myself around him holding on for dear life.

“Right there,” I whispered into this shoulder.

My hands gripped his arms and back. I started to feel like I was falling. All of a sudden it hit me like a truck. There was a split second of soaking it all in and then I let out a long and hard scream through the very long orgasm. I writhed and twisted about for what felt like a lifetime. I clung to him even tighter as my body shook violently for several minutes. The overwhelming feeling washed over me and caused tears to flood my eyes. I had felt all the pain, frustration and stress left my body through my sobs.

“You ok?” He whispered.

“Yes,” I sniffled.

“We have to use that again.” He chimed.

“Yes,” I said with a smile.

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I am a woman and I love watching porn. I have been watching porn on the computer for as long as I can remember and we are talking back in the WebTV days. With our technologically advanced smart phones comes the convenience of watching the porn. However, I have found over the last few months that the industry has changed and the same free porn we can get on our computers and laptops is not so free on our phones.

My first attempts at phone porn was visiting the sites that I was used to on the laptop. I found that the sites were either paid membership, not available, bad quality or limited. This went for: redtub.com, youporn.com, pornhub.com and yuvutu.com.

My second attempt was typing on my phone into Google, “free mobile porn”. Well, this resulted in the top three sites listed as free 1 to 2 minute clips and requiring membership to see full movies.

My third attempt was using the powers of Twitter. I asked my fellow geeks and perverts where I could find truly free mobile porn. This resulted in a decent of lists of sites to research. My research was intense, wet and pretty gratifying.

Here are my top three and completely free mobile porn sites and yes these are also iPhone friendly as I am a devoted Apple nerd:

1. xvideos.com – This site has full length videos available, a decent library and a good search feature. This site is my current recent favorite.
2. mobile.mofosex.com – This site has full length videos but I am not a fan of the layout.
3. mobileboner.com – Has a lot of categories to choose from and it lists the number of videos associated to the category.

Now if you are a guy you are probably wondering why I didn’t list other websites like: lubetube.com, fappod.com, ifap.to, mobile.xshare.com, youporn.com or spankwire.com. For me the sites were not laid out to my liking or it was only 3-minute clips or there wasn’t enough available videos to watch or like spankwire.com they only allow you to watch 5 videos in a 24 hour period.

If you know of a wonderful, truly free mobile porn site by all means please email me a link to me@darkgracie.com.

Since Oprah did this once a year, I figured I could tell you some of my favorite sex toys and I even have something to give away (No, it’s not a car OR an Njoy Eleven).

Yes, Christmas is near and I have been approached on several occasions by husbands/boyfriends for something sexy that want to give to their wives/girlfriends. I realized I have expensive taste in toys but I will try to give a sensible range to accommodate most budgets.

I know we are in a recession and with that I will be giving away a $30 Good Vibrations Gift Card and 100 Free VOD minutes. Please note this is the first time I have ever done anything like this and I thought about how to give this away without favoritism. I have picked a number in my head and I will send this number to my Good Vibrations Representative. If you are interested in this prize (you will have to provide a email and mailing address to me) please leave a comment on this post. The comment number that equals the number I have chosen will be the winner. I will announce the winner seven days from this post (Dec. 18th). If the comments do not reach the number I have chosen then the last commenter will get the prize. (Note: I will not reply to comments till this is over so I do not interfere with numbers. Multiple comments from the same email address will be deleted.)

Now on to my favorite things:

1. Njoy Eleven – I have written about this toy many times and this is a perfect toy for a couple. I get the most pleasure when he is fucking me with it and I have soaked a whole bed from sessions with this stainless steel beauty. Price: $300

2. Njoy Pure Wand – This toy is my absolute favorite g-spot stimulator and masturbation tool. I have been repeatedly using this toy while on phone sex calls and it hits the right spot and causes squirting and gushing (if applies to you) that soaks layers of towels. Highly recommended for the cunt and ass. Price: $108

3. Njoy Pure Plugs – These plugs are a heaven sent for those into anal plugs. I have the middle and large sized plugs; they were made for beauty and hours of wearing. I have worn a plug a whole work day without any discomfort and a lot of arousal. Price: $60 – $84

4. Lelo Gigi Rechargeable Vibrator – I was recommended this vibrator from my good friend Charlie Glickman after I was complaining about numbing after using my battery operated vibrator (#5). But I will mention that long periods or hard pressure of any vibrator is going to cause numbness. This is my vibrator of choice since I had purchased it during Gay Pride Weekend. The only draw back is not knowing when the battery going to die. I had a dreadful experience of not charging it and it dying on me mid-masturbation. Other than that it has varying speeds and pulses. I love the soft material and Lelo packages their products beautifully like Njoy. You are not getting this toy in a cheap plastic bag. Price: $109

5. Easy Glider Waterproof Vibrator – This toy I have purchased twice because I killed the first one. This had always been my cheap “go to” vibrator. It’s battery operated, loud as hell but gets the job done. I will warn it will leave your cunt numb after long periods of it pressed or shoved against genitalia. Price: $20

There you have it my fellow deviants: My favorite sex toys that I have used this year with orgasmic pleasure. I hope you get her/him what they want in the bedroom for Christmas and you have a deviant holiday season. I know I will be.

i have been anxious to try the Sidekick Silicone Anal Plug for review for a while now. with me, i need to be in the right frame of mind and physical condition to try out an anal plug. it’s been years now since i have had anything in my ass and i have to say i was a little disappointed with this plug.

i stripped down and put some Astroglide on the plug and put on some porn. after a few minutes of watching a woman getting fucked in the ass i felt the need to push the plug inside. i was slow trying to angle in the plug to hopefully get it to hit my g-spot. as i eased it inside of me it felt really good however i could already tell the base of the plug was going to give me issues. i actually have an ass so i am not sure if it’s me having an ass or the base of the plug. i have run into this before with bases of an anal plug being too big and hence causing pain.

i tried to ignore the annoyance of the base, masturbated with my vibrator and continued to watch more porn. i had my first orgasm very quickly and was happy the plug stayed in place instead of pushing out. i kept pushing on the plug to make sure it was all the way in and kept masturbating. the second orgasm caused the plug to slide out and i called it quits. the pain of the base was just not to my liking and was a turn off.

this plug could still be a great beginner’s toy. the material and shape is very quite nice. it’s not super harsh pushing inside and it seems to give when necessary. i did enjoy it for the few minutes it was inside of me, i just wish the base was smaller or more ass friendly.