Gracie\'s Playground

Grumpy Gracie
Wednesday August 28th 2013, 10:46 am
Filed under: Grace,Masochist,Masturbation
Photo by The Rick Legal

Photo by The Rick Legal

The last time I saw him was July 20th. It seems ages away when you are used to seeing each other every weekend or every other weekend. It’s bad enough when the masochistic side of me is not fulfilled but now you take away the sex?

Enters a grumpy Gracie.

To avoid biting heads off I decided to make myself extremely busy practically exhausting myself so I didn’t think about this little fact that it would be over a month before seeing him again. Friends would check in on me and even one told me I should “get fucked”.

Enters a very grumpy Gracie.

Fellow women can feel my pain when it comes to actually finding a suitable man to have sex with. We require some basic things: an actual brain that is being used on the regular and can READ. Combing through emails and filtering men out is something I really dread. The disgusted looks on my face, as I read through less than a sentence email to canned emails dished out to anyone. With the use of smart phones just means even less effort is made with pleasantries.

Enters an even grumpier Gracie.

I finally have sex with some random guy. It was not horrible (I’ve had way worse) but it wasn’t mind blowing. It felt more like foreplay for me. I left his place even more unsatisfied. I am not one to have casual sex but that wasn’t worth repeating or even exploring further. It happens.

Enters the grumpiest Gracie.

I am left clawing the walls with weeks ahead of me still and clenching my teeth in anger. Another round of filtering men out and for once this group seems very promising. I actually connect with a few and even have phone sex with them. I’m still in the phase of trying to get our schedules to connect, as it’s tough at this age and with the kinds of jobs we have. Ah, to be young and with more expendable free time. Still not properly fucked but there is future promise.

In the mean time I am counting down to Friday evening where I have made him promise we are not leaving the place till Saturday evening. I am not letting his logical mind take over. No. This is serious. I need earth-shattering orgasms, sweat covered bodies and a plea for more.

I need to feel like me again.

And guys, you know what’s worse than shooting off unwanted cock shots to a woman? Telling her you love to eat pussy. We know you guys want to see tits and pussy and want a girl to suck your cock but that’s not how women work. Use the brains in your head, not the one between your legs.

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11 Comments so far
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All I wanted to do was sit down with a nice book for the evening, with possibly some good British rock in the background. I had tried to satisfy my desire with Catch-22, but found that I liked that book when I tried to read it this time just as much as the first time I tried, and failed, to read it.
I was just picking up Battle Royal, the original novel although I do also own the manga, when I got a message. One message, followed by another, and another, and another, all from one person. One woman to be exact. One woman with a high standard when it comes to activities typically done in the bedroom, dining room, and occasionally the breakfast nook.
For the sake of my sex life, I’d better do a good job this time.

Comment by Hunter Red 08.28.13 @ 11:06 pm

Hunter Red, Good luck my friend. 🙂

Comment by Dark Gracie ® 08.29.13 @ 9:20 am

Oh I understand completely. I need it in the worst way right now and my partner is here every night. Having the time though is the issue.. grrr

Comment by Twisted Angel 08.29.13 @ 5:25 am

Twisted Angel, Yes, it’s tough making the time to do that one thing that will make us feel so much better. Good luck and I hope you get some release.

Comment by Dark Gracie ® 08.29.13 @ 9:20 am

Well, I have to say the title did catch my attention. 🙂

Comment by Dennis Straton 09.04.13 @ 3:50 am

Promise (and Gracie) fulfilled?

Comment by X 09.10.13 @ 11:36 pm

X, Hmmm, haven’t been fulfilled yet. I have a date tomorrow and Friday. Here’s hoping one of these guys gets it right.

Comment by Dark Gracie ® 09.11.13 @ 9:52 am

Here’s hoping you get it good. I can’t wait to hear about it.

Comment by X 09.11.13 @ 9:52 pm

X, Feh, nothing good so far. It’s rather frustrating.

Comment by Dark Gracie ® 09.16.13 @ 10:15 am

Oh I am a 58 Yo man who loves to please woman and give them G-spot sex and suck them dry. I am out there, you women have to stop thinking what’s outside, good looks and muscles won’t get you off, but a good man like me will. I am out here pleasing you women who get it, and the ones who turned me down are sitting here talking about not getting any, oh boo hoo……………..

Comment by Herb 12.04.13 @ 9:01 am

Herb, Sending a comment like that doesn’t make you look any better. I don’t date “good looking men with muscles”. I date men that give me multiple orgasms. It just so happens that our schedules don’t always align. I am not one to whine or seek pity either. I just like to be open and honest when I can with my readers to show that I am a real person with real feelings. So “you men” can take your snide comments elsewhere.

Comment by Dark Gracie ® 12.04.13 @ 9:15 am

Say what is on your mind
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