Last night I was getting a sphinx wax by my esthetician and the subject broached about sucking cock. She started in as she was ripping hardened wax from my cunt area, “I suck at sucking cock.”
I looked at her a little puzzled. We have talked about sex plenty of times but because she was older than me I just assumed she knew what she was doing orally for her man.
“First off,” I told her, “you have to act like you want to do it. Guys are visual and they get off knowing you want to do it.”
I started explaining to her with hand and tongue gestures how to give decent head to a guy.
She looked scared at first but I think by the end of our long talk she felt more comfortable about the topic. I even told her to get in the right headspace first by being aroused prior to the act. I recommended Anais Nin’s Delta of Venus to her because she was a classy older lady but also a MILF to my standards.
It doesn’t stop there. I posted what I had done on my Twitter feed. This sparked responses asking me what I had said and I thought people were shitting with me or it was just guys wanting a rise with the details of giving a proper cock sucking. I really paid it no mind.
This morning I sat at my computer ready for work and it dawned me in a Fight Club inspired way there should be some short and sweet list of rules for sucking cock. Maybe just maybe there were people out there that wanted to know if they could be missing something. Plenty of books have been written about the subject and every cock is different but I thought, why not. I will claim now that I am not some cock-sucking master either. I know from my experience and what men I have been with enjoy. So without further ado, I give you:
The Rules For Sucking Cock as inspired slightly by Fight Club by Dark Gracie
First rule about sucking a cock: You have to want to suck the cock.
I would like to think this rule is self-explanatory but let me reiterate: YOU HAVE TO WANT TO SUCK THE COCK. Yes, YOU want to do this. You are not pouting or making a face or huffing and puffing. Want to do it.
Second rule about sucking a cock: Lick. Lick the head, the underside and down to the balls. Don’t forget the balls.
It’s a tease at first. Guys hate it but it makes the anticipation that much greater. Swirl the tongue around the head and make sure to focus on that area of the head on the underside. It’s super sensitive and as one guys said it’s the male clitoris. I like to suck and lick this area very well and move down the underside of the cock and give the balls proper attention. Be gentle and lick and suck away.
Third rule about sucking a cock: Prove it! Softly moan, eye contact, put his hand on your head and rub his cock on your lips and face.
This rule is to actually prove you want to suck cock. Show it and don’t be shy now, you are already between his legs with a cock in your face. You can take what you want from this rule but I know he enjoys when I do those things by his reactions and gasps. Your job is for his arousal. For me, his arousal is my arousal. It pays off trust me.
Fourth rule about sucking a cock: Start at the head, a little down and back up at a time. Keep your tongue flat against cock as you suck.
Again adding to the tease but you will notice his gratitude once your lips wrap around the head of his cock. I like to wrap my hand around the base and start to slowly suck down a little and back up, down a little further and back up again. Slow and then start to speed up a little.
Fifth rule about sucking a cock: Every so often take the full length of his cock into your mouth. It’s ok to gag on it. Yes, they like that.
Don’t just focus on sucking on the head of his cock. That is the easy way out in getting him to come. This is not the point. Swallow the length of his cock and keep swallowing to open your throat. It’s ok if you gag because that just lets him know he is well hung and you can’t take it without some gagging. Watch the teeth and keep that tongue running along the underside of his cock.
Sixth rule about sucking a cock: Get creative if your jaw becomes sore or you need a slight break.
Yes, even my jaw gets sore and I am pushing the limits because I want my man to have a fucking good time. However, when you just need a few seconds to close your mouth there are few things you can do: You can lick, you can jerk him or my favorite: have him jerk off with your lips grazing the head of his cock. I don’t have a problem grabbing his hand and giving him the notion I want to watch him jack off. I will start to lick and suck the head of his cock as he strokes and then I will forget about the pain in my jaw and start sucking him with his hand still stroking at the base.
Seventh rule about sucking a cock: Observe his body language for the cue of him nearing an orgasm.
Each guy is different and yes some guys can’t even come by oral sex but the body doesn’t lie. When I see his body starting to stiffen and his cock starts to feel like it’s swelling even more in my mouth then I know it’s “go time”. Get your sucking lips on because now it’s time to suck hard and fast. I will cup his balls with my hand while still grabbing the base of his cock. I will plunge his cock deep in and out and suck more than before. Don’t stop at this point, your mouth my hurt and your muscles will be screaming with burn but it’s about to pay off.
Eighth rule about sucking a cock: Swallow.
Again each guy could be different and maybe he does like giving titty sprinkles but a lot of guys I talk to prefer a woman to swallow his cum. You are thinking: gross or it tastes bad. Here is what I have learned about not making the taste as foul as it can be. Right when he is about to come, push his cock as far into your mouth/throat as possible and just swallow constantly as he is coming. You will taste some but not the full on taste that would make a sour face. He will appreciate your efforts I assure you. Nothing says, “I lust you”, more than swallowing his orgasm.
Ninth rule about sucking a cock: YOU’RE NOT DONE!
Look, don’t just swallow his cum and jump off him. It’s not quite over and what I like to do is just gently and I mean gently continue to suck him till his cock grows flaccid. The penis is super sensitive after an orgasm so don’t suck hard. Be gentle. Be caring.
Yeah, I couldn’t come up with an even number of rules so deal with it. This concludes my dissertation on sucking a cock and I hope you found it informative and arousing. I didn’t include rimming or anal play and I didn’t include uncircumcised cocks but I’m not perfect.
