i have always wanted to try kegel balls out of curiosity and was really excited when a box arrived at my door from Good Vibrations. i was so excited when i opened the box and found Smartballs Teneo Kegel Sex Toy inside. there was the solo (Uno) and a double (Duo). i was going to dinner with E that night and decided i wanted to wear the Uno for my dining pleasure.

the Uno was very easy to pop in and the finger groove makes it even easier to push inside. within the first minutes of wearing the Uno and walking around i was having a series of g-spot orgasms and was wobbly on my feet. i had to sit down for a few minutes to get used to this new sensation. every time i clenched around the Uno i would get these tiny orgasms. it was amazing and intense and i haven’t even stepped foot out of the house.

we go to dinner and the most interesting part of the evening was eating while having orgasms. that has never happened before and it really made the whole experience unforgettable. the Uno was never uncomfortable and i was able to keep in till we got home. E was pleasantly surprised when i told him during dinner i had the Uno inside of me. the grin on his face was priceless. the Uno comes with a great silicone string that makes it easy to pull out.

the Duo was a different beast. i found it a little tougher to push both balls inside of me and the finger groove is only on the second ball going in and not on the first. it would have been nice to have the groove on both balls to push inside. the feeling of both balls inside was a nice “full” feeling. i tried out the Duo twice while masturbating and didn’t feel the g-spot orgasms as often as the Uno but it was nice to have inside while having an orgasm from clitoral stimulation. the Duo was never uncomfortable while inside or during masturbation. i found myself more fond of the Uno because it rested against my g-spot just right for constant stimulation.

clean up for both toys is nice and easy and that’s how i prefer it.

i took up an offer to review the Kink Academy website and write up a review on it.

i think this website has a great potential for those beginning in the realm of kink or for those curious about the various categories that go along with kink and sex education. the current curriculum has the following categories, however, keep in mind they add new material weekly to the website:

Bondage
Clothing
Communication
Corporal Punishment
Dominance and Submission
Edge Play
Fetishes
Foot Fetish
Gender
Health
Humiliation
Kink 101
Latex and Rubber
Medical Play
News
Pony Play
Promotional
Puppy Play
Relationships
Role-Play
Safety
Service and Protocol
Sex Ed 101
Sex Toys
Spanking
Tickling

the website is set up as online classes with short videos on a particular topic. some of the topics can have multiple parts to it. the curriculum is even broken down further by skill level if you do not need introductions into your kink. you can easily get lost like a kid in a candy shop with all various videos. the videos are not super long so you can quickly get the idea of something very quickly without a lot of hum drum. i learned a lot of terminology in the BDSM world that i was not aware of because i’ve been doing this stuff i was 16 and before the internet. i even learned about a few kinks that i was curious about or brushed up on proper humiliation. i have to say i really enjoyed the website.

my only complaint about the website and i do believe they are going to work on it, is the organization and access to these great videos. it would be great to have their curriculum categories listed on the right hand side so a user can easily jump right into a category of interest. it would also be nice for the videos have sort options so you can multiple part videos in order without searching around for them. it would also be nice to review a list of videos you have watched since this is considered an online class setting.

the website also has a forum where a user member join into discussions or add a topic of interest. the faculty of Kink Academy are responsive and really care about member opinions.

membership for the website is an easy $9.95 per month. there is unlimited access to the on-demand curriculum and an update 5 times a week. you easily maintain your privacy and anonymity as well. you can learn on your own schedule (like after the kids go to bed). i highly recommend the website.

i noticed that i have quite the nympho christmas list this year and would like to share it. so Santa, if you are out there, listen up Gracie needs a few things to round out this shit year:

1. Anything Njoy besides the Eleven (i have that one already).
i love shiny metal objects and the wet spot the Eleven left on R’s bed was impressive. i’ve also been fixated with butt plugs again and would love to feel some metal inside of me.

2. Eroscillator 2 Top Deluxe, with extra power, Ultimate Combo
yes, i have expensive taste. Mina with At Longing’s End swears by this device and if it’s good enough for her then i sure as hell want to partake in the festivities. my biggest complaint is the numbness i feel after vibrating myself to multiple orgasmic exhaustion. i was told this toy does not leave one feeling like they have been riding a motorcycle for 8 hours.

3. Form 6 Vibrator by Jimmyjane
i love a good vibrator and g-spot orgasm. i like that it’s waterproof for shower play because one must have flexibility and options to get off.

4. Anything Sharp.
i have this fascination with sharp shiny objects and it’s no lie. my kitchen knife collection is getting impressive and i want to expand on that with some real scalpels and straight razors. when i hear the song My Friends by Johnny Depp in Sweeney Todd the Demon Barber Of Fleet Street, i get chills because i have that scene from the movie in my detailed memory banks. i remember when V sent me a picture of scalpels while he was on vacation and i relished the sight. V and i have always shared the fascination of sharp objects and he even went as far as to bleed just for me. you can’t get any more dedicated than V, you just can’t. the sight, the sounds and the feeling of a finely sharpened object is arousing to me.

5. Sybian
yes, a fuck machine. let’s face it no one man can handle my insatiable need for a deep fucking. i can get fucked and be ready to go for more an hour later. i think this contraption would keep me sated.

there it is, my extravagant list of toys that would keep me a happy deviant. so if you are feeling generous or would like to send a stocking stuffer please feel free contact me.